Shipping

📦 Shipping the Dead

At Dead Tired Coffee Company, we don’t believe in waiting around — not in life, and definitely not in the afterlife. That’s why every order is roasted fresh, packed fast, and shipped straight from the fire to your crypt.

⚰️ Processing Times

• Fresh to Order: We roast every bag just for you. Orders usually leave our roaster within 2–3 business days.
• Peak Seasons (Halloween, holidays, blood moons): Things may take a little longer, but we’ll keep you posted from coffin to doorstep.

🪦 Shipping Speeds

• Standard Resurrection (3–5 business days)
• Express Resurrection (2 business days)
• Overnight Awakening (1 business day)

(Exact timelines depend on your mortal location and your chosen carrier.)

🌍 Where We Ship

Currently shipping across the continental U.S.

International souls — sit tight, the grave is expanding soon.

🔮 Tracking Your Order

Once your beans rise from the roaster, you’ll receive a tracking link to follow their journey from our fire to your crypt.

☕ Important Notes

• We can’t deliver to P.O. boxes in the underworld.
• Once a package leaves our crypt, responsibility passes to the shipping carrier (but don’t worry, hauntings are rare).

🖤 Questions?

If your order hasn’t shown up, or you suspect it was intercepted by zombies, email us at support@deadtiredcoffee.com and we’ll raise it from the grave.