FAQ
Frequently Asked Questions
How fresh is your coffee?
Every bag is roasted fresh to order — never pre-roasted, never sitting on a shelf.
From the fire to your doorstep, always bold, always fresh.
Which sizes do you offer?
Dead Tired Coffee is available in:
• 12oz bags (our standard size, roasted fresh)
• 2lb bags (for heavy brewers and households)
• K-Cups (single-serve convenience, same hauntingly bold flavor)
Larger bulk formats may be added in the future.
• 12oz bags (our standard size, roasted fresh)
• 2lb bags (for heavy brewers and households)
• K-Cups (single-serve convenience, same hauntingly bold flavor)
Larger bulk formats may be added in the future.
Where do you source your beans?
Our beans are ethically sourced from farms around the globe.
We partner with trusted importers to ensure sustainability, fair trade,
and top-notch quality in every cup.
How does the Eternal Cup Club work?
The Eternal Cup Club is our subscription service. Choose delivery
every 2, 4, or 6 weeks and never run out of coffee. Members save
10% forever and get early access to limited roasts and seasonal blends.
Do you ship nationwide?
Yes! We currently ship across the United States. International
shipping may be added later — the restless never rest.
Can I pause or cancel my subscription?
Absolutely. You can pause, skip, or cancel your Eternal Cup Club subscription
anytime — we’ll never trap you in the grave.