Eternal Cup Club
☠️ Eternal Cup Club
Our subscription for the truly restless — freshly roasted coffee, delivered on repeat. Save every time, pause anytime, rise forever.
Why join the club?
- Always fresh: roasted to order, shipped fast.
- Save 10% on every bag — forever.
- Early access to seasonal haunts & limited drops.
- Pause, skip, or change any time.
What you’ll choose
12 oz 2 lb K-Cups (12-pack)
- The Restless PlanEvery 2 weeks
- The Eternal PlanEvery 4 weeks
- The Hollow PlanEvery 6 weeks
Resurrection on repeat
At Dead Tired Coffee Company, we know the horror of an empty bag. The Eternal Cup Club keeps your mug full with ethically sourced beans, roasted in small batches and shipped straight from our fire to your crypt. No alarms. No last-minute store runs. Just hauntingly smooth coffee, right on time.
Members also get surprise “Midnight Drops” through the year. Because eternity should have perks.
P.S. Already buying bags? You can switch to a plan later — no need to wait for the afterlife.