Refund Policy

want you to be hauntingly happy with your order. Here’s how it works:


  • Coffee: Since it’s perishable and roasted to order, we can’t take returns on opened bags (no one wants secondhand beans).
  • Damaged Orders: If your package shows up looking like it crawled out of a grave, email us with a pic and we’ll make it right.
  • Wrong Item: If we accidentally sent you the wrong thing (hey, even skeleton crews slip up), we’ll fix it fast.
  • Subscriptions: Cancel anytime. If you forget and an order ships, that one’s yours—but the next one won’t go out.



☕ Rule of thumb: if something’s wrong, reach out. We’re coffee people, not monsters.